๐ŸŸข LIVE ON KICK: KICK.COM/EVSCAPE ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ AUSTRALIA'S LOUDEST OSRS CRASHOUT ๐Ÿ”ฅ 99 COOKING CRASHOUT SPECIALIST ๐Ÿ”ฅ "I COACH RETARDS" - OFFICIAL SITE ๐Ÿ‡ YELLING AT WINE JUGS SINCE 2018 ๐ŸŸข LIVE ON KICK: KICK.COM/EVSCAPE ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ AUSTRALIA'S LOUDEST OSRS CRASHOUT
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EVSCAPE "I COACH RETARDS"

Australia's Loudest OSRS Crashout

EVScape 1 AUSSIE BOGAN
EVScape 2 WINE JUG HATER
EVScape 3 99 COOKING MELTDOWN
EVScape 4 HALL OF SHAME

๐Ÿ“Š CAREER STAT COUNTER

Empirical proof of peak performance in the gaming sphere.

1
Setup Destructions
RIP 99 Cooking Meltdown
6
Hot Dogs Eaten
Single Stream World Record
3h 9m
Fastest 99 Fletching
Pure Carpal Tunnel Speed
1
Failed 365-Day Marathons
Folded Like A Lawn Chair
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THE MAN. THE MYTH. THE MASS.

AUSTRALIAN STREAMING LEGEND

EVScape is the undisputed Aussie Bogan of Old School RuneScapeโ€”a human cyclone of unfiltered rage, Vegemite energy, and impressive physical mass. Armed with a voice loud enough to shatter glass and a legendary hatred for the god Guthix, EVScape has spent years terrorizing Twitch and Kick alike. Whether heโ€™s screaming uncontrollably at unfermented wine jugs in Gielinor, consuming obscene quantities of food mid-stream, or breaking his own desk peripherals in a fit of pure 99 Cooking frustration, he remains an absolute force of nature. If youโ€™re looking for high-level calm gameplay, turn back now; EVScape is here to yell, crash out, and coach you into oblivion.

๐ŸŽฌ EVSCAPE STREAM CLIPS

Watch unfiltered stream highlights with live Kick chat.

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MUST WATCH
๐ŸŸข STREAM REPLAY #1
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Stream Highlight #2
LEGENDARY
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๐Ÿ›๏ธ THE HALL OF SHAME

Documenting EVScape's most infamous stream moments.

Battle Royale HOSTAGE EVENT

Card 1: The $20k Hostage Situation

The legendary OSRS Battle Royales where EVScape trapped dozens of top creators in a high-stakes, chaos-infused deathmatch tournament while reigning supreme over the broadcast like a mad tyrant.

Setup Destroyer HARDWARE DAMAGE

Card 2: The Setup Destroyer

His infamous 99 Cooking meltdown. One burnt shark too many sent a shockwave through the Australian power grid, resulting in broken peripherals, thrown headphones, and a shattered desk.

Streamer Troll SOCIAL ENGINEERING

Card 3: The Streamer Troll

Master of psychological warfare in Lumbridge. Regularly goes undercover pretending to be a struggle single dad or complete noob to bait players into absurd in-game interactions.

๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ TESTIMONIALS

What victims and objects around him have to say.

โ€œBro opens me 47 times a stream just to stare blankly at mayonnaise.โ€
- His Fridge
โ€œI haven't felt peace since the 99 Cooking crashout of 2021. Please help.โ€
- His Keyboard
โ€œHe hosted a $20k tournament and somehow turned the entire event into psychological warfare.โ€
- Angry Redditors
โ€œI asked for basic OSRS fletching advice and he yelled at a wine jug for 20 minutes straight.โ€
- Some guy on Twitch